dress/ Motel Rocks
cropped jacket/ H&M
iPhone case/ The Case Factory
I have two words for you guys: TOTALLY PRACTICAL. I kid, I kid; you didn't really think I scamper around the supermarket in this dress, did ya? I'm not in Hollywood and my abs aren't rock solid (thus providing me with all the more to jiggle when I wiggle), but this doesn't stop me from slipping on some sequins and shakin' what my momma gave me ... and what used to make my diaper stick out a mile from my body when I was a tender young babe.
Tried to tone it all down by avoiding stilettos and covering up with a ribbed jacket, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this gorgeous pony hair case draws all the more attention. Why not; go big or go home. And my butt is definitely saying 'go big baby, go big!'